Step 2

Wait, before we find you a guy we have to clean you up a bit. I’m thinking a little waxing here and here. A little waxing hoes goes a long way. No, I can’t wax you, they have shops for that! Blegh. I don’t like touching my own damn hair. Get your coat.

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