Waxing isn’t so bad, is it? I think we should go shopping next. We’ll get some make up and a few dresses. Practice this facial expression. We’ll call it a “sex face.” Lower your eyes a bit and think Color Me Bad, I Wanna Sex U Up. Did you just fall asleep? Oh. Your eyes were closed all the damn way. Alright, honey. I’m going to introduce you to Charo. He’ll fix this.
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I know you've heard this before but there are people in my head. A few of them are good and then there are the bad ones too. Together we muse quite often on the absurdities of life. This is our minutes of meetings. View all posts by 4everQuixotic