Step 3

Waxing isn’t so bad, is it? I think we should go shopping next. We’ll get some make up and a few dresses. Practice this facial expression. We’ll call it a “sex face.” Lower your eyes a bit and think Color Me Bad, I Wanna Sex U Up. Did you just fall asleep? Oh. Your eyes were closed all the damn way. Alright, honey. I’m going to introduce you to Charo. He’ll fix this.

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